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pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

« His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young. »

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50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via thejackalsdance)

verrvain:


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

This shit fucking makes me weak

verrvain:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

This shit fucking makes me weak

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

japhers:


folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(Source: animatedtext)

rumbleroars:

avengenerds-assemble:

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

(Source: misfitelijah)

fakehouseresidentt:

phototoartguy:

The adorable and unlikely friendship between a fox and a dog that’s being turned into a children’s fairytale book

Photographer Torgeir Berge

Oh no.

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

(Source: icelikelollies)

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

(Source: peetasboner)